The Top 100 Reason to Use Charter Bus Companies

In this blog post we would like to discuss the top one hundred reasons to incorporate the use of charter bus companies in your (gentle reader) every day life. Before we get started, however, we wish to calibrate the readers’ expectations a tad. Because there is no way we can even come close to listing one hundred reasons why a reader of this blog should use a bus company in a three hundred word blog post. This would be true even if we did not take up the entire first paragraph providing an explanation as to why this would be the case. That being said, we shall endeavor to provide as many reasons as we can fit within the word count that we have to work with. Therefore without any further ado or preamble, let us now begin the list that we have been promising since the first sentence of this paragraph.

Reason 100: Le Bus Wendover is a fun way to travel. This is a true statement because this particular charter bus company prides itself in providing a comfortable safe ride that gets you from the place in which you are currently located to the place that you wish to be located in style and luxury.

Reason 99: Using a bus instead of driving yourself is more convenient. This is especially true when large groups of people are involved.

Reason 98: Using a bus instead of driving yourself is a safer mode of transportation. This of course is especially true when the destination involved is a social gathering involving the consumption of alcoholic beverages and the passengers require a mode of transportation back home.

Reason 97: Using a bus instead of driving yourself leaves less of an environmental footprint and is therefore a better choice to make if one is concerned with the environment and climate change.

The Drum Pump Makes The Top 100 Pieces of Equipment List

The Home and Garden Top 100 Blog is pleased to announce that the drum pump has made the list of Top 100 Pieces of Equipment. This is good news for this particular piece of equipment because once a piece of equipment crosses the barrier into the Top 100 list it instantly experiences a boost in it notoriety and therefore it experiences a boost in its over all sales. The question naturally becomes just what were the factors that went into this particular shift for the drum pump. A thorough examination of this question shall occupy the subject matter of the remainder of this blog post.


Interestingly enough, the cousin of the drum pump which is the tote pump has not yet made the famous Top 100 Pieces of Equipment list. There are obviously many factors that influenced this lack of shift. For example, this particular piece of equipment has not achieved the status that the other piece of equipment has in terms of popularity and usability. Obviously there are many factors at play in making this determination as well. A thorough examination of this dynamic is probably beyond the scope of this blog post, however.

When we get right down to it, there is no secret as to why a piece of equipment happens to make the list. When we go through the process of ordering all pieces of equipment we must evaluate how one piece of equipment compares to another piece of equipment. This requires us to enumerate the factors that give value to any one piece of equipment. We then do this for all pieces of equipment and then compare those values against one another. What results is a very long list of pieces of equipment from which we take the Top 100 to create our list.

The Top 100 House Cleaning Salt Lake City

In this blog post we shall examine the Top 100 House Cleaning Salt Lake City techniques. Before we do so, however, we must acknowledge that to a certain extent the opening sentence in this paragraph is not one hundred percent grammatically correct. As such, it will not make one hundred percent sense to many readers. It is an interesting phenomenon that a blog post on the Home and Garden Top 100 blog does not make one hundred percent sense to one hundred percent of the the people who read it. This is interesting to a certain extent because both ideas contain the concept of one hundred in them.

The Top 100 Cleaning Service Salt Lake City Businesses

But the question really becomes, why is this interesting? We use the number one hundred because it is nice and round and based on the number ten. We like a base ten number system most likely because we have ten fingers between our two hands and this is how we as a species began counting objects in the material world and this system was passed down through the generations. Over the millennia this system became instinctualized and in effect hard wired into our brain chemistry and structure.

So we like the number 100 and we like to come up with hierarchical lists because it makes reality easier to deal with intellectually. Reality is simply (or complexly) to complicated to deal with otherwise. We are humans. We are not computers after all and we do not possess the capability of managing and processing extremely large data sets. But interestingly enough, we are capable of creating tools that are capable of managing and processing extremely large data sets. Some fear that some day the tools we have created to perform the tasks that we are not capable of will come to master us.

The Top One Hundred Uses for a Drum Pump

There are clearly many uses for a drum pump that can be discussed on this blog. The following are among the Top One Hundred uses that have been reported to us based on the polling of our readership.

100. A pump of this sort can be used to extract tooth paste from an industrial drum in the back room of a dental office.

99. A pump of this sort can be used to extract a chemical from a drum in a laboratory where medicine is synthesized.

98. A tote pump as opposed to a drum pump can be used to extract the liquid contents of a tote for what ever purpose it was intended to be used.

97. A pump of this sort can be used to extract lotion from a drum of lotion in order to moisturize large populations of people.

96. A pump of this sort can be used to extract freshly squeezed orange juice from a drum in the mess hall used to serve large numbers of military personnel.

95. A pump of this sort can be used to extract any sort of liquid from any sort of drum for any sort of purpose.

94. A pump of this sort can be used to extract shampoo or other cosmetic type products from a drum in a laboratory used to test the toxicity of the product when it comes in contact with human skin or eyes. Please take note that this particular item in no way should be taken to imply that we at the Home and Garden Top 100 Blog endorse in any way the use of animals for the testing of the toxicity of chemicals regardless of the use that they are employed to serve. In fact the Home and Garden Top 100 Blog is well known to be a blog that is very interested in the welfare of animals.

Top 100 Affordable Golf Carts Florida in Port Charlotte

Although there are certainly more than one hundred different kinds of affordable golf carts Florida in Port Charlotte about which to construct a list, we really only need to discuss the very top of this list. Certainly a blog post of this size and scope could not discuss one hundred different kinds of anything in any sort of detail that would be at all useful for a human reader or search engine web bot. The truth is, the Home and Garden Top 100 blog title was ill conceived and we are not ashamed to admit it. The question then arises as to why we have stuck with this name after coming to this conclusion. That, my friends, is an involved story indeed.


If we were to summarize the story that would answer the question that we anticipated the gentle reader of this blog might ask down to its bare essentials it might go something like this. The term “Top 100” is a term that grabs any reader’s attention right off the bat. Now, as we all know blog writing if it is about anything is about trying to grab a reader’s attention and then influencing them in some manner.

However, although the term “Top 100” is in fact eye catching it is terribly difficult to write a three hundred word blog post about one hundred different topics. Each topic could only be allotted three words each and no real information that would be of any use to anyone could be transferred under those conditions. So then, one might ask, why not write longer blog posts? That is indeed a reasonable question. However, the problem that one runs into in that case is that the blog posts will no longer capture the reader’s intention which was the very reason for choosing the term “Top 100” in the first place.

The Top 100 Desirable Qualities of a Maid Service Salt Lake City

There are many desirable qualities that any quality maid service Salt Lake City should posses. The following is a portion of a list of the top 100 of these particular qualities.

100. The maid service should do an excellent job cleaning your house. When you think about it, why would you hire a maid service to clean your house for you if they cannot do a better job cleaning your house than you can do on your own? The simple answer to this question is that you would not hire a maid service in this situation.

99. The maid service Salt Lake City arrives on time and does not take to long to perform their duties. Everybody’s time is precious to them and nobody want to wait around for someone else to perform their job. One of the main reasons for hiring a maid service is that it will save the time that would otherwise be spent cleaning on your own.

98. The maid service should be honest, discrete and mind their own business. When you open your house to a maid service you are to a certain extent making yourself vulnerable. You have to be able to trust that the maids cleaning your house will not steal from you or otherwise make public those personal things that you would like to keep private. A maid service that did not respect these boundaries would certainly not be worth the price of their services.

97. The maid service should be reliable. This reason is similar but not exactly the same as reason number 98. By reliable I mean that the maid service should be able to consistently keep their appointments and arrive on time to boot. Again, hiring a maid service should make your life easier, not more difficult and an unreliable maid service will end up costing you time and money in the long run.

Top 100 Jokes About a Drum Pump

Let us now turn our attention to the top one hundred jokes on the subject of the drum pump and see if it can produce a chuckle or two. For laughter is an important part of life. It makes this miserable experience of existence a little more palatable than it would otherwise be. We all know that we must see this sad existence all the way through to its proper end. Suicide is a foul form of cheating and is strictly forbidden. Therefore, if we must be here all this time we might as well laugh and make the most of it.


100. Why did the pump cross the road? Answer : Although pumps are essentially inanimate objects and cannot cross roads under their own power, they can be transported from one location to another under the power of a person. Therefore, the reason for the pump crossing the road would be the reason for the person transporting the drum pump across the road. For this reason you should see the information you are looking for from that person I suspect.

99. Why does the pump wear red suspenders? Answer : to keep his or her pants up.

98. A one eyed Chinaman and a pump walk into a bar. The Chinaman orders a beer and the pump orders a glass of sparkling water. The bartender quickly serves the Chinaman but proceeds to ignore the request of the pump. At length the pump sits up in his chair and clears his throat. “Excuse me,” the pump spoke up. “What about my glass of sparkling water?” “Oh,” replied the bartender, “I thought you were joking about that.”

97. Knock knock. Who’s there? A pump fit for a drum. A pump fit for a drum who? Orange you glad I did not say banana again?

Top 100 Golf Cart Florida Jokes

Of course a three hundred word blog post is not sufficiently long enough to include all one hundred of the top one hundred golf cart Florida jokes. As such, this may end up being a multi-part series of posts. We shall have to see how the author (that is I gentle reader) feels both after the three hundredth word has been typed to this blog post as well as the next time this assignment comes up in my queue. Another factor to consider is that I do not want to many of the same type of blog post with the same key words appearing on the same blog. This is not ideal for search engine optimization purposes as you (my most loyal reader) can certainly attest.


100. How many golf carts does it take to screw in a light bulb in Port Charlotte? Answer : None. Golf carts do not possess the capacity to screw in light bulbs either in Port Charlotte or any other location. Furthermore, Florida is the “Sunshine State” therefore there is ample light to see by. Accordingly, there is no need for the additional light that a light bulb would provide.

99. Why did the golf cart cross the road? Answer : The golf cart crossed the road to transport its elderly driver from the retirement community in which he lives (for now) to the pharmacy in order to refill his many life preserving prescriptions.

98. Why does the golf cart wear red suspenders? Answer : To keep his pants up.

97. Knock, Knock. Who’s There? Golf cart. Golf cart who? Golf cart you glad I did not say banana yet another time?

96. A Mexican, a Frenchman and a golf cart go into a bar. The Mexican orders a sangria. The Frenchman orders a glass of Bordeaux. The golf cart orders a glass of gasoline. The bartender quickly serves the first two customers and apologizes to the golf cart because he does not serve gasoline. The golf cart says, “That’s okay. I’m electric anyway.”

Shuttle From Salt Lake City to Park City

Sometimes you just want to get away from your home and garden and take a shuttle from Salt Lake City to Park City for a change of pace. Yes it is true that Salt Lake City has a lot going for it. There is the Temple Square where the headquarters of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints resides. In this location you can see the Mormon Temple and its associated buildings. Many book worms will also enjoy a visit to the Salt Lake City Public Library. It goes without saying that the Great Salt Lake itself is an attraction any visitor to Salt Lake City will want to take (a float) in.


But all these attractions in Salt Lake City can become tiresome after a while. This is especially true if you are a resident of Salt Lake City and have already visited these attractions many times before. It is for this reason that you might want to find a mode of transportation away from Salt Lake City to some other more pristine location. But you also probably do not want to go very far as time is limited for most people in this modern age we live in.

Can anyone think of a better location to take a shuttle to from Salt Lake City than Park City, Utah? There is the Park City Main Street Historic District. If skiing is your thing there is the Deer Valley Resort. Perhaps you might want to visit the Utah Olympic Park or the Alpine Coaster. If you are in the mood for a more mellow experience there is always the Park City Museum which is conveniently located on Main Street in the heart of Park City. Of course when you are done visiting all these attractions you can then return to Salt Lake City on the shuttle you rode in on.


Finding The Affordable Golf Carts Florida Has Hidden From You

There is a sense that if one were to find the affordable golf carts Florida has hidden from you that a universal consciousness will be achieved. Sometimes we refer to this universal consciousness as “the Port Charlotte experience” although it is unclear where that term originated. Of course when we speak of affordable golf carts we are not talking about actual golf carts. You might say that we are speaking of the divine golf cart that each of carries around within our soul. You might say that it is in fact your soul which is to say it is YOU.


You might ask why the golf cart that is the soul is made plural and why it must be associated with the state of Florida? These are all worthy questions. One might say that the golf cart of the soul is plural because the singular form of golf cart is insufficient to express the majesty of the thing described. You might say that it is associated with Florida because Florida is the “Sunshine State” and the sun is the ultimate symbol of the source of power and creation.

You might then ask why we refer to universal consciousness as “the Port Charlotte experience”? This in a sense is a more difficult nut to crack. Let us start with the notion that Port Charlotte is a port city. That is, it is a city (which is a collection or concentration of souls) to which ships that sail upon the ocean (which is a metaphor of the infinite) bring goods from afar. It is quite an infrequent event that an individual experiences a universal consciousness. It is quite impossible for the individual to make this happen on his own.  No, the goods (as it were) must be delivered from afar across the infinite.